That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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