its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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