she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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