So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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