i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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