try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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