just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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