So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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