There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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