I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm at about main and main street
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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