The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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