somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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