We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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