dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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