speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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