my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Do vagina's smell?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i believe in u and ur pee
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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