He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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