is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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