Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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