After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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