My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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