So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
