CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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