Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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