sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
