I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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