After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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