Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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