Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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