She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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