One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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