I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We got so high we made milksteak
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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