question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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