everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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