You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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