can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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