I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
