is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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