I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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