I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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