covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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