i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My ass is underappreciated
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