yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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