fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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