you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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