omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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