I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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