i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Someone signed my nipple.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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