my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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