But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
