I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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