In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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