fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This is my gift to your gina
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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